Holy Jesters Gifts

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"The long prayer peek."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'...But in case God misses something...'

"We ran out of bread, so its croutons for communion."

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

Angel Puppet.

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

"Not the God I expected."

"I guess this is as good as it gets."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'Actually, my wife wouldn't LET me have any last words.'

"So Jesus, do you prefer Methodist or Lutheran?"