Holy Jester Gifts

Excommunicate Me.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Fishing Contest

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Pin your hopes and dreams on the donkey

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'You told me I should be more affectionate, so I got myself two girlfriends!'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"The long prayer peek."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."