Heavenly Jester Pillows

Angel Puppet.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Excommunicate Me.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

"No, no, I'm just here for the relationship."

Devil Puppeteer

"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"Mind where you're going next time."