Heavenly Jester Pillows

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Angel Puppet.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

Excommunicate Me.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Devil Puppeteer

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

"No, no, I'm just here for the relationship."

"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."