Angelic Jester Pillows

"I'm having a bad halo day!"

"Admit it man - this is no place for a stilt walker."

Devil Puppeteer

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Excommunicate Me.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'You told me I should be more affectionate, so I got myself two girlfriends!'

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Pin your hopes and dreams on the donkey

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"And she's always demanding sex!"

"This song is inspired by the time I fell down the tower stairs"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'As a test of your love, Kevin, I'd want our marriage to be on superbowl sunday.'

Life of a clown wife

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

I Love

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man