Celestial Jester Pillows

"You've been unfriended."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Excommunicate Me.

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

Mr. Science Times

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Devil Puppeteer

"The fact is, I wasn't thoroughly vetted."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Obscure Constellations

'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."