Divine Jester Pillows

"Lucifer wants to know if we're interested in a time-share swap."

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Hardware and software

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Excommunicate Me.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

Angler's bait

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Trump the Jester

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'