Divine Jester Prints

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

"Lucifer wants to know if we're interested in a time-share swap."

"I can't believe how soon they got me back on my feet after the operation..."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Hardware and software

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

Excommunicate Me.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Angler's bait

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Texting Rodeo Clown

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

Trump the Jester

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."