Faithful Jesters Mugs

'...But in case God misses something...'

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Lesbians for Christ

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Pumping up wig in blender.

Jesus falling over a wave.

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"The long prayer peek."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

"So I'll have to believe it so see it?"

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Some people are calling you a false prophet.'

"I should be mad, but that was an impressive hack."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Bless me, Father - I'm a father.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'One is the videographer and the other is my lawyer.'

'Listen, I obeyed more or less 25% of your commandments. Don't you think that I deserve a promotion or at least a little raise for that?'

"I now declare a thumb war."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'