Joyful Jesters Mugs

Pumping up wig in blender.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Pie chart of pub conversations

Rodins rotten juggler

"Any other skills?"

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Another wedding

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'It certainly is a big one!'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

"Wow nice jump!"

Blow Up Christmas Tree

Looking for a cool cat.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'...But in case God misses something...'

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

'What is he fishing for?'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Clowns