Joyful Jesters Prints

Pumping up wig in blender.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"Any other skills?"

Rodins rotten juggler

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Another wedding

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'It certainly is a big one!'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

Looking for a cool cat.

"Wow nice jump!"

Blow Up Christmas Tree

I finally found happiness in my own backyard and then I got evicted.

'...But in case God misses something...'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

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"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

'This is what you meant when you said you like to be on top?'

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

Clowns

'What is he fishing for?'