Faithful Comic Pillows

You don't love me anymore!

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Priest

Christian and Born again Christian...

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"It was a little preachy."

Men's Prayer Group.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'