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'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

"Uh-oh. Get ready for another tribulation. God's raging on social media again."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Support group for sheep.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

X-ray Psychology.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Time Machine Collision

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'