Faithful Comic Reader T-Shirts

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Support group for sheep.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

X-ray Psychology.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Time Machine Collision

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.