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'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'They've been gone for hours, and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

Easter Candy Island.

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Fish to Doctor: 'I felt a jerk in my neck and suddenly I became dizzy and disoriented.' MD: 'Sounds like you caught a bug.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Shouting bombs

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.