Comic Readers Prints

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

'They've been gone for hours, and it looks like they're not coming back. The first thing I have to figure out is how to pay the rent.'

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Fish to Doctor: 'I felt a jerk in my neck and suddenly I became dizzy and disoriented.' MD: 'Sounds like you caught a bug.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Shouting bombs

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Time Machine Collision

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.