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"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm sorry but this sub-dom thing does nothing for me"

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

Store detective novel in bookshop.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Time Machine Collision

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

The Salmon Run

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."