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"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I'm sorry but this sub-dom thing does nothing for me"

'Wow, what a photobomb!'

Store detective novel in bookshop.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Billy. The Kid.

'Fetch.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

X-ray Psychology.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Time Machine Collision

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'