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"There's been some complaints that we're not reaching you whippersnappers."

'Are you being served?'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

The Pink Bantha

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Are we there yet?'

The Family Joules: Part 6

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

The first case of resume padding.

"Don't go in there!!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Grrrr....'