Faithful Comic Enthusiasts Gifts

"There's been some complaints that we're not reaching you whippersnappers."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Grrrr....'

Telekinetics on strike...

Why Superman flies himself

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.