Faithful Comic Mugs

You don't love me anymore!

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

Priest

Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

The Assumption of Mary

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

"It was a little preachy."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Is it ethical to pray for an amicable divorce?'

Men's Prayer Group.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Interfaith dialogue

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'