Faithful Funny Friend Mugs

"It's Billy Graham ... he doesn't want to stop preaching!"

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

Priest

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"We missed you at church Sunday."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Must we have ten minutes blasphemy every night?"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

The Assumption of Mary

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"It was a little preachy."

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'Great! You mean it's obedience school prom season already!'

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

Interfaith dialogue

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

"Say AHHH...MEN."

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'