Faithful Humor Lover Mugs

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

Safe driver.

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

IOUs In The Church Collection Plate

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Martin Luther's 96th Thesis

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"It was a little preachy."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"You know, Father, they say the Old Testament is the new New Testament."

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"Let's start a small group."

'Now, Mrs Althorpe, if you think you see the man who assaulted you, we just want you to touch him on the shoulder.' (Mrs Althorpe beats a man up and then says she doesn't recognise any of them)

Holy phone

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

Holy Relics.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

"Faith cannot be bought. We do, however, offer an attractive leasing option."

Sisyphus, 117 million years on

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Richard Coles