High Jumper Gifts

High Jump

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Transylvanian Athletics.

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Giraffe Portrait

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Destination casinos...

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

'Mother will catch you!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

You Are Now Entering Las Vegas. Lock Your Car And Open Your Wallet

'Let go of the pole!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I'm all in.'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Harvey Smith.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"If I don't get a bonus from my bank, I'll quit and flip burgers!"

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

"I deserve this and much, much more."