Hoop Jumper Gifts

'Keep practicing, Johnson. You have to learn to jump through all of them at the same time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Basketball

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Basketball.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Leap Frog

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

High Jump

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"I'm telling you, you need to try interval hopping."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

"I think you're going to like today's class."

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her