Show Jumper Gifts

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

Harvey Smith.

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trojan Hurdler.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Delights of the Chace.

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Riding School Accidents

Last day of home school.

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'To be honest, rock n'roll isn't my thing at all, I'm much more a country n'western kinda guy.'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

Christmas Spirit

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

'You gotta be kidding me!'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Jumping