Showjumper Gifts

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trojan Hurdler.

Woman crying with happiness.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

TV Situations vacant.

High Jump

Jerry's dancing dogs

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Magic Accident

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'I seek an audience with the king.'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Too Much?

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

The Abominable Showman...

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

Harvey Smith.

An interview with Codlin and Short

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Mic Drop

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Riding School Accidents