Showjumper Gifts

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Trojan Hurdler.

Woman crying with happiness.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

TV Situations vacant.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

High Jump

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Jerry's dancing dogs

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Magic Accident

The Abominable Showman...

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I seek an audience with the king.'

Too Much?

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Mic Drop

"Congratulations! It's a sitcom!"

An interview with Codlin and Short

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Harvey Smith.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

Riding School Accidents

"It's a letter from Bruce. He's touring in Europe with Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show..."