Show-goer Gifts

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Cariactures

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Clown Face Painting

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Dancing at the Clubs.