Show-goer T-Shirts

"Can I have a restricted view seat. I can't stand the sight of the star turn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cariactures

Rhapsody in Blue.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Bacchus.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

George Michael

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Country Bumpkin.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Elvis Presley

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Italica

Chano Pozo,

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Clown Face Painting

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Free Bird!"

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Eric Clapton.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.