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'No the TV remote is not lost...it's right here in my purse.'

Ancient Racing

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Airplane Mode.

Exit only.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Computer Controlled Car

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Brat"

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Chess on TV

"Sarah, get me my own billboard right across the way. I'd like an office with a nice view."

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Cow outboard engine

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"All I see is more trees."