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"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

"Sorry but not being able to decide which new streaming service to try doesn't qualify as a problem."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'They all want to play the star.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'You know too much,'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Blue Stockings

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Downloads.

Addicted to reading

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Star Wars Audience

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Freedom of the press

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"