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Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Can't Touch This

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Wonder woman as an old person.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

Next stop: moon!

'Say, this is interesting.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

TV Time

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Recycling Television Programs

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."

"I'm getting notes of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with a strong Covid finish."