Series Follower Gifts

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Can't Touch This

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Binge Watch

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Wonder woman as an old person.

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

I think the biggest drawback to binge-watching a godawful tv series has to be the hangover.

Next stop: moon!

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'Say, this is interesting.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

TV Time

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

"Wait – how many seasons is this?"

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Three 'wise' men.

Recycling Television Programs

"I think we need to have that talk to explain how bad stuff happens in the world."

"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."

What're you doing? Watching tv. On your computer? Sure. There are tons of shows available for streaming over the internet. Let me rephrase. Why aren't you getting me the coffee I ordered?! When this season of Lost is over.

"But see, now we'll know which episode we're at and what channel it was on."