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The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Ancient Racing

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Booster shots

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Downloads.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

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