Sequence Seeker Pillows

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Ancient Racing

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Booster shots

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Bob's Driving School.

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Downloads.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

Technology and literature

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."