Book Seeker Pillows

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are?'

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

"Guess what, Bookchoice sent you the three books you said you wanted on a desert island!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'They all want to play the star.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

First Novels.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Second hand furniture.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Gen-Next Library

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Rare Books

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Booster shots

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop