Nature Seeker Pillows

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Grass Under Concrete

"Even in the great outdoors, you can't get away from the stock market, Jerome."

'I've had it with this job, I want to be a LUMBERJACK!!'

"Babbling Brook Meadows?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

"I'm going to go out and make my mindful connection to nature while we still have time."

Hell/Paradise

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"Where's Conner?" "He stepped outside for some fresh air." "That was an hour ago." "He had to drive to the suburbs, sir."

'His last wise words were 'watch out for erosion'.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Work is for people who don't know how to fish!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."