Novel Seeker Pillows

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Do you have anything by Jackie Collins?

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'You know too much,'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Blue Stockings

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Downloads.

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

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