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"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

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Star Wars Audience

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"What would you like to watch again?"

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

By the time all these previews are over, the sequel will be out.

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'