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TV Time

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Can't Touch This

Star Wars Audience

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"What would you like to watch again?"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

The Chronologically-Challenged Olympics.

"Does the acronym ACOTAR mean anything to you?"

'it's the usual sequel, more sins, worse plagues...'

"We did the sequel, we did the prequel. There's only one option left: zombies."

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'