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'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Get me public relations!'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Before and After Tattoos.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

"Coming up on the news at ten: the new strange-but-true candy bar diet...names of the pets of your favorite YouTubers...plus some stuff about the world."