Chasing Gifts

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Get me public relations!'

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Zoology. Cheetahs can reach speeds up to sixty miles an hour! Amazing, and yet they never win!

'He went that way, officer!'

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"

Before and After Tattoos.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.