Chases Gifts

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Out To Lurch

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

Before and After Tattoos.

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

"Where's the fun gone"

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

A woman glides down a water slide

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

Dreaming of chasing cars.

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

A wild-goose chase (police chasing a real wild-goose driving a car).

"As long as I like to chase cars I might as well get paid for it!"

I Like Likes

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'