Chases Gifts

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Out To Lurch

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"I don't get it. Diego Dominguez has a 1963 Chevy Impala convertible, all the girls think he's cute and all the guys think he's cool! Why can't I have that?"

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

Before and After Tattoos.

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"Where's the fun gone"

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

"No more getting up and having to go to the kitchen for a midnight snack."

People rushing to buy a book form a book store

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"There's nothing good on T.V. tonight - want to go chase some cars?"

Dreaming of chasing cars.

"Okay, you lost your soul but hey - for that you got a lot of smileys on facebook, right?"

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

A woman glides down a water slide

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

A wild-goose chase (police chasing a real wild-goose driving a car).

"As long as I like to chase cars I might as well get paid for it!"

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