Executive Chaser Gifts

"Hello, sir, I'm Charles Henderson, and I'm head of a successful executive search company."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dow's up!"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Big desks take time.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

The Continuing Adventures of Mel Hufnagel, Corporate Head-Hunter...

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"WHEEEE!"

Dealmobile.

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Aww, look at his little leg going...I'll bet he's dreaming about chasing a squirrel!"

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

"You've made it to the C Suite, Collins. You can stop questioning authority."

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

'Man! I can't stand when he blocks my light like that. What an exhibitionist!'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'I love being a rich executive so please don't let me get so bad that I won't be suspended with pay.'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Solar eclipse 2024

"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."

"Notice how he always has to go one better"

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle air bags."

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'Son, you're old enough now to know the truth...The red dot...It isn't real.'

'I'm contributing to the national happiness index.'

'My fee will be one third of the two million you're suing for, but remember, I do all the work.'