Police Chases Gifts

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Police Feline Unit

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Come out with your fins up!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Get me public relations!'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Taking to the sky...

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Penguin identity parade

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

'Hold it, Charlie - I think he's ready to cooperate now.'