Police Chases T-Shirts

"You could have literally stolen any getaway car."

Police Feline Unit

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

'Get me public relations!'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Today on Wall Street, yesterday's panic selling was replaced by panic buying."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Taking to the sky...

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Penguin identity parade

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

"I realise that you're trying to impress your new employers on your first day, dear. But, this is our car!"

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'Careful. Those nachos might be loaded.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Honey, did you have to bring the whole squad to our elopement?"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'