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Star Wars Audience

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Binge Watch

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

A couple decides what to watch.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.