Series Gifts

Star Wars Audience

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'I know my bill's over due, but could you wait until all of last season's cliff hangers are resolved before shutting off my power?'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Binge Watch

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

A couple decides what to watch.

Starvation Watching

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

"God, I love this show!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

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