Mini-series T-Shirts

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Succession 2

Binge Watch

A couple decides what to watch.

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

"Better yet, let's call it a cure for the virus."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

NEW FALL LINEUP

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Your assignment is to analyze any one day in history and explain how you would adapt it to a cable TV miniseries."

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.