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'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

Holy Relics.

Alan Davies.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Your assignment is to analyze any one day in history and explain how you would adapt it to a cable TV miniseries."

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

Don't worry, we don't really sacrifice

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Achilles needs first aid.

"She's just teething."

'Truly, truly, good and stretched.'

Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

Don Quixote Update.

TV and boy

God operating a universal remote.

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

The miracle of Jesus walking on eggshells

'I warned you. The bigger they come, the harder they fall.'