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Jesus 'raising' chickens as a kid

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"The hyenas started it."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

The Final Selfie

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Danger: Falling animals

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

"Is there an audio edition?"

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

"You remember us....from your garden."

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"It's your mother. It's the only way I could get a hold of you. You never answer your phone."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

Ark Welding

Hairy Potter and friend..

On the Seventh Day

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."