Miracle Story Buffs Pillows

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Final Selfie

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Danger: Falling animals

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Snake Tempts Adam With Mobile Phone.

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Is there an audio edition?"

"No one said we couldn't eat the snake."

"You remember us....from your garden."

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"It's your mother. It's the only way I could get a hold of you. You never answer your phone."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

Ark Welding

On the Seventh Day

'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'

'I don't care WHO started it!'

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

"I could've sworn we only brought two fruit-flies!"