Whimsical Story Buffs Pillows

Wolf blows down house to reveal pig sitting on toilet.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A boy acting suspiciously

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'You read him Jack and the Beanstalk again, didn't you?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"Ever since my fame, everyone's been coming out of the woodwork claiming to be a relative."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'It's getting really difficult to fatten them up, since the government clamped down on the sugar and fat content in food.'

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

"They were all so good at the auditions, that I couldn't pick just seven."

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

'Hey Mom, why can't we live in a two storey house like they do?'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

"Describe this girl you saw running away from the scene."

"No, I didn't call a taxi."